It Weaves a Web of Metal, by Coral the MerKnight

It Weaves a Web of Metal

by Coral the MerKnight

1.	Disclaimer	info
2.	Videogames > Girlfriends	lyrics
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A STARRRRRRRRRT We entered the Dragon’s Lair Equipped our Ogre Slashing (Sabers) It gives us +5 Intelligence And resistance to sleep magic He was no match We cut him down in 5 seconds flat My buddy Johnny just leveled up And he stole all the dragon’s loot I don’t have time for a girlfriend there’s too many videogames (to play) I’m only on level eleven The final boss demands my full (attention) She wanted me to stay up all night long talking on the phone Heh, does she honestly think I have time for that Told her I had to go to bed early; long day of work in the morning As soon as she hung up the phone, I popped in Grand Theft Auto 5 All Right (smashed smashed smashed smashed SMASHED) Smashed open a car window (and sped away down the street) Plowed into a group of pedestrians (now the cops are in hot pursuit) I think I might have failed the mission, no wait, I can probably just use a cheat code Dude, why’d you pause the game? These girls… they... they keep texting me… they… wanna hang out and do stuff… ehhick I don’t have time for a girlfriend there’s too many videogames (to play) I’m only on level eleven The final boss demands my full (attention) There is no time (TIME) I have no time (ta ta ta ti-time) There is no time (tic toc tic tic toc) I have no time for a girlfriend There’s too many videogames!!!
3.	500 + 500 = 1000 Miles	info
4.	All This Walking Is Making Me Thirsty	info
5.	Tragedy	info
6.	(Oh Great, Another) Origin Story	info
7.	ScarJo(lene)	info
8.	Ballad of the Broken Refrigerator	info
9.	Whip My Hair	info
10.	Eduardo Manivino AKA Edward Winehands	info
11.	Or Would You Prefer a Rousing Game of Battle Boat Beer Pong? No!? Then Obviously You Have a Hankering for Block Tower Flip Cup!	info
12.	Under the Sea	info
13.	Fish Outta Water	info

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Coral the Merknight vs. SEARANTULA’s debut album “It Weaves a Web of Metal” is available now in almost all of your favorite music stores (Amazon, iTunes, Spotify, etc.) Well except Bandcamp :O Ironic right? If you are interested in purchasing, there are a few helpful shortcuts over there to the right. See em? Over there! Yup, that's the spot.

Physical CDs and Shirts coming soon, so stay tuned!

Digital Album Booklet: coralthemerknight.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/coral-the-merknight-vs-searantula-it-weaves-a-web-of-metal-digital-booklet.pdf

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www.coralthemerknight.com
twitter.com/CoralMerknight
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Mixed and Mastered by Coral the Merknight

Artwork by Annie Marcotte
Photography by Brown Bear

Coral the Merknight uses Gibson, PRS, BIAS AMP, Guitar Rig 3.0, Superior Drummer 2.0

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released July 3, 2017

All Mixing by Coral the Merknight except drums on Tracks 2,3,12, and 13 (Travis Orbin) and bass on tracks 3,4,5 and 7 (Andrew James)

Vocals on Tracks 2,5,8, and 10 (Tyson) recorded by studiopros.com

Vocals on Track 10 (Chris) and bass on Tracks 3,4,5, and 7 recorded by www.westcoastsessions.com

Vocals on Tracks 3, and 12 recorded at Adōn Fanion’s studio

Vocals on Track 9 (Aaron) recorded at Aaron Cloutier’s studio

Drums on Tracks 2,3,4,12, and 13 recorded at Woodshed Studios

All Tracks Mastered by Coral the Merknight

For more information on collaboration artists, check out the following webpages:

travisorbin.com
www.ghostshipoctavius.com (Adōn Fanion)
www.westcoastsessions.com (Chris Hodges and Andrew James)
www.tysonyen.com
davolametal.bandcamp.com (Aaron Cloutier - For bookings and session work, contact davolametal@gmail.com)
kyotosunrise.bandcamp.com

Special thanks to friends, family, and everyone else not included who made this album possible. There are too many to list!

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Coral the MerKnight Rockville, Maryland

Coral the Merknight has emerged from the dark and unforgiving seas to unite with the most fearsome musicians he could find in an effort to slay the nefarious Beasts of Burdentown!!

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